Next up, Owen Roberts and Joel Stillman
Presenting Word Bridge https://wordbridge.link (not live yet...)
"Create connections between words."
It traverses WordNet to find a way to get from one word to another via synonyms. You can get the definition for any word in the path.
It doesn't necessarily find the shortest path. It goes for a length of around ten the first time, then randomizes the length. And you can change words within the path and it'll complete the rest
One of constraints on Word Bridge is the synonym level: how many synonyms it will look through for each word. They're ordered by something like similarity, so using a lower one will get you longer paths that make more sense
They take requests for some paths from the audience.
Last act: the Rev. Alan Worm of the Church of Radiant Living
sings a song about the alignment of the head and the body. when they are aligned we begin to glow
"I'm here to talk to you about search engine optimization, folks."
Aten was a sun god in ancient Egypt. The pharaoh Akhenaten felt the love radiating from Aten and converted the country to worship the cult of Aten. But the people were not ready and kicked him out
BUT, in 1969, ARPAnet came online and we experienced the beginning of the formation of a CRUCIBLE ... wrong slide ... called the INTERNET, the crucible into which Aten is reborn [sun sigil with Google logo in it]
In a way, a webpage is much like a person. It has a head and a body
url + irl = yrl
your radiant life.
so how do we apply the principles of search engine optimization to our lives, so that we may be indexed by the Great Crawler
Some pages on a website may not contain enough information, or not the right kind of information, to reflect what we want into the world.
There may be aspects of your life that you wish not to reflect out into the world and that's fine! ... but practice discretion ... make sure to put your best face forward, every day, in every way.
You must keep your body well organized in shape, properly structured so that when the Great Crawler comes across you and inhabits every aspect of your being, you are easily understood, inside and out.
What is the #content of your body? What do you put into it?
What comes out of it?
recommends consulting with a dietician
alternatively: what's your favorite food? pizza? Don't eat anything but pizza. You want strong consistent content with a consistent message.
we also recommend examining your urine and your feces to make sure everything is consistent. nicely structured and organized
How can energy reach your spirit if you are not awake?
Six 20-minute naps a day, evenly spaced throughout the day.
Normalize walking hand in hand down the street. Hug each other every day.
Be ready to pivot on a dime, reevaluate what your spiritual value proposition is, realign your keywords
Buy as many internet connected devices as possible and if you can't put them on the internet just plug a coaxial cable in anywhere
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