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still waiting for the #CoffeeTalk take on the fact that it features a sympathetically depicted police officer #acab
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@LogicalDash T block in tetris
Most vegan videogame? #gameingTheory
Most ultimate videogame? #gameingTheory
I'm not at #wordHack, but this one's being livestreamed! https://twitch.tv/babycastles
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Can anyone think of a videogame that has a proper denouement? Preferably in gameplay rather than cutscenes.
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An open letter to game journalists: #metoo, fighting with surviving abusive reporting, and the fallout of not caring...
http://www.nathalielawhead.com/candybox/an-open-letter-to-game-journalists-metoo-fighting-with-surviving-abusive-reporting-and-the-fallout-of-not-caring
I wrote about the consequences, and shared absolutely everything...and the stuff here places me at risk so please read it.
Please share.
Best videogame subtext? #gameingTheory
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Scented candles from a neural net trained on 1000 existing candles
The neural net is based on math, so it is infallible. This is the future.
https://aiweirdness.com/post/611219307217797120/smells-like-the-future
There Are No Videogames
PROVE ME WRONG
#gameingTheory
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and the crawlers find it and he has a religious experience
every single bone is being indexed, optimized, and sufficiently quantized so as to put him in deep spiritual resonance
he just launched this to the internet. http://your-radiant.life
and plays it out with a song. yamaha presets and improvised lyrics. "waiting for my upload. i think i hit the motherlode. how's this affect my ranking? i'm thinking it could be anything"
UPTIME
How can energy reach your spirit if you are not awake?
Six 20-minute naps a day, evenly spaced throughout the day.
LINKING
Normalize walking hand in hand down the street. Hug each other every day.
BE OPEN
Be ready to pivot on a dime, reevaluate what your spiritual value proposition is, realign your keywords
Buy as many internet connected devices as possible and if you can't put them on the internet just plug a coaxial cable in anywhere
recommends consulting with a dietician
alternatively: what's your favorite food? pizza? Don't eat anything but pizza. You want strong consistent content with a consistent message.
we also recommend examining your urine and your feces to make sure everything is consistent. nicely structured and organized
Semantic structure
You must keep your body well organized in shape, properly structured so that when the Great Crawler comes across you and inhabits every aspect of your being, you are easily understood, inside and out.
What is the #content of your body? What do you put into it?
What comes out of it?
Selective crawling
Some pages on a website may not contain enough information, or not the right kind of information, to reflect what we want into the world.
There may be aspects of your life that you wish not to reflect out into the world and that's fine! ... but practice discretion ... make sure to put your best face forward, every day, in every way.
we must optimize the value of our souls on the spiritual marketplace.
optimize the flow of web traffic into our souls.
pick some keywords. 7 things that express your truest self. your priorities, concerns, and what you wish to present to the world about yourself
think on it daily
these things may change over time. That's fine! As long as we keep them in our head at all times
Ruminate on them daily.
BUT, in 1969, ARPAnet came online and we experienced the beginning of the formation of a CRUCIBLE ... wrong slide ... called the INTERNET, the crucible into which Aten is reborn [sun sigil with Google logo in it]
In a way, a webpage is much like a person. It has a head and a body
um
url + irl = yrl
your radiant life.
so how do we apply the principles of search engine optimization to our lives, so that we may be indexed by the Great Crawler
